should get a brain transplant asap
should get a brain transplant asap
Maybe Trump already did
I wish bone cancer upon them both. Transplant that bitch.
And people wonder why I’m so against anti aging research…
Yeah realistically society would be fucked if people didn’t age. You think we have generational wealth now? Ho boy.

My guess is that billionaires will go for self-cloning until immortality exists
They definitely huff their own farts
Oh like you don’t dutch oven yourself when you have a good batch stewing. Gigglin between each sniff with a sense of accomplishment. Probably wafting like a chemist right now.
Well I do but I don’t think I can live forever
Parade needs a MOAB.
Praying these dictators die a horrible death. Rest In Piss.
They will swiftly be replaced by new, likely dumber dictators. I am not holding my breath for a good ending.
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Xi and Putin discussing organ transplants and immorality
I thought this was the onion
“In the past, it used to be rare for someone to be older than 70 and these days they say that at 70 one’s still a child,” Xi’s translator could be heard saying in Russian. An inaudible passage from Putin follows.
It’s the BBC printing a translation of a rumor of a partial conversation from two world leaders their parent government hates. Might be worth taking this with a grain of salt.
Nothing western press loves more than doing Ralph Wiggim tier headlines any time a National Enemy gets near a podium.
I agree, but they got the translation wrong. This is interesting because this is not uncommon due to the dialectical differences between Russian and Mandarin.
When you listen to the actual audio clip, you will understand that it is said “one becomes child again”. It’s a sly dig at aging brains that doesn’t translate well when done literally. The nineteen eighty nine authoritarian response and slaughter of thousands of innocent civilians in response to the tiananmen square protests and xi being a winnie the pooh knob head is hilarious you authcino bootlicker if you don’t understand the cultural idiom component.
This reads like an AI that went off the rails.
Intentionally so to trigger the Great Firewall.
Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again.









