NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”::In a new directive, the head of the notoriously invasive NSA ordered employees to spy on the world with “with dignity and respect”
- spies gently
Fucking finally. I was getting really concerned of all the undignified and disrespectful spying around here.
lmao
I miss the 4th amendment… :(
It died with “drug dogs.” I am currently fighting the department of veterans affairs federal police because they bypass the 4th amendment with a drug dog. They found nothing because I don’t do drugs, but the fake dog hits need to stop.
The fuck does that even mean?
“Crash the car without inflicting damage”
I guess they watched Red Sparrow and thought that was going too far.
“Please cut back on the racial slurs.”
How does one spy with respect exactly ?
Nottheonion
I respect your 4th amendment right to privacy, and choose not to browse the folder on your desktop called “Not Porn”…
… but that porn in your downloads is not for your eyes only if you know what I mean
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great idea. an email with that verbiage is a surefire way to straighten everyone up.
