• pticrix@lemmy.ca
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      3 months ago

      It doesn’t even have to be a dick. I’d be happy if he choked on a McNugget, or something even softer and more on point. Maybe we find out he likes to taste pennies and oops one went through and blocked his respiratory tract. Anything would make me happy.