Cardiac Arrest
Ozzy Osbourne dies
Everyone: Oh, that sucks!
Hulk Hogan dies
Everyone: Oh well. Moving on.
It’s almost like if you want to be remembered fondly, you have to not be a piece of shit while you’re alive.
Or as Andrew Carnegie showed, be somewhat less of a piece of shit just before you die.
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NO U
- The thoughtful response of right wingers
I think it really matters who you want remembering you fondly…
My literal thought reading the headline - “Good fucking riddence”!
Stupid, but you and the comment below you both spelled it wrong.
Maybe it’s a dance, a dance of ridding shitty people. Good riddance!
Both spelled it wrong in the same manner? What a coincidance!
The craziest thing about HH is that Donald John Trump is in the Epstein files.
Donald Trump the child rapist?
Yep, that’s the orange piece of shit
The orange piece of shit that is unfortunately still alive.
Unlike the other orange piece of shit that just died.
Pedonald for short
So What did everyone have for lunch today?
It’s hours til lunchtime here, but I’m meeting an old friend for brunch. I’ve been having to watch my cholesterol recently, but I’ve decided that eating out doesn’t count - I am very much looking forward to it, sausages, bacon, and eggs will be involved.
Rip Ozzy Osbourne.
RIP Jeffrey Epstein
The only thing I’m thankful for is that his last public appearance is getting Booed to high hell at WWE.
You know you’re in the right communities when Hulk Hogan dies and everyone says “fuck that guy”.
Don’t forget. Fuck his son too. Piss doesn’t fall far from the urinal.
Have you never actually been in a public bathroom?
Nothing of value was lost.
Rest in peace to the cultural face of WWE but not to the person behind it
One less racist
Too bad you decided to be a shit bag in real life. Not gonna miss this dude one ounce.
I never understood wrestling. Even as a child I couldn’t wrap my head around it. I didn’t get what was so fucking amazing to my friends about watching people put on a stageplay and pretend to hit each other in a ring while wearing tights. It seemed cheesy, boring and unexciting.
My friends ate it up, they were screaming at the TV. I tried to tell them it was fake and they got mad. I was boggled how people couldn’t tell it was fake. There was a Hulk Hogan cartoon in the 80’s, I loved cartoons but I was still boggled what was going on with wrestlers being so popular. The cartoon was boring and substandard, even to a child.
Fast-forward a buncha decades and here we are, a whole world of people shouting at the TV and getting exciting over theatrical bullshit presented in overtly fake ways for people to mindlessly cheer or jeer at their favorite heroes and villains… except now it’s the goddamn federal government.
I used to say all the same until, likely related, the relatively recent growth of John Cena’s film career. We know wrestling is fake. We know Twoicide Squad is fake. That doesn’t stop me from talking about the cool things Peacemaker does, so why should I police other people talking about wrestling events? Plus, after seeing live wrestling, it’s genuinely entertaining to watch as a sports/dance event. Note: I have zero interest in mma/boxing/etc and really don’t watch sports anyway.
People watch plays. People watch concerts. People watch sports. People watch wrestling. It’s just entertainment
It’s just entertainment
Until the people who profit off making fake things seem real use the same tactics to shape policy and undermine democracy. For that matter, some of the very same people who produced the cognitive dissonance of wrestling went on to produce political campaigns, blurring that line in uneducated viewers’ minds further.
I’m not saying you can’t enjoy wrestling or whatever media you like, as long as you understand how entertainment works and that it’s not even a reflection of reality, much less an actual narrative. That’s the difference I’m talking about here, if you know that difference, you need not worry, go have fun.
It’s just entertainment
Ah, the Fox News defense.
I’m not talking about what the individuals go on to say from their personal capacities. I’m talking about a reality TV show where men pretend to beat each other up. Or am I out of the loop and wrestlemania is now part of the campaign trail?
Not saying its the same, or that your wrong. I just couldn’t help but think how that’s how Fox News can do what it does and is (at least was from what I remember) the highest rated channel in the US because its clearly not the news, it’s an entertainment program.
Sorry if my brief comment lead you to believe otherwise.
It was a male-targeted soap opera.
Our species thrives on narratives, if you could fashion a narrative that pulls in enough people you can literally change the world.
I am pulling my face off here wondering where our better stories are, where the master storytellers for progress and equality are hiding.
Rest in piss
The world lost a legendary entertainer, someone who played an integral part of my childhood and helped develop my taste in the arts.
God bless you, Ozzy Osbourne.
If anyone saw his last public appearance on wwe, the guy got booed out of the building. The wrestling fans turned on him, zapping away his powers of hulkamania. Sadly it was the only thing keeping him alive.
On a side note, Jesse Ventura must be laughing his ass off right now
Rest in piss Terry Bollea you racist fuck
Epstein did not kill himself
