It’s not happening.
It’s happening but it’s all cyclical.
It’s not cyclical this time but it’s not our fault.
It’s our fault but global warming is good ackshually.
Global warming is bad but there’s nothing we can do about it.
We could do something about it but it’s too expensive/late.
Maybe it’s not too expensive but THE CHINESE!
Ahhh, yes. The conservative backpedalling.
It’s not happening. It’s happening but it’s all cyclical. It’s not cyclical this time but it’s not our fault. It’s our fault but global warming is good ackshually. Global warming is bad but there’s nothing we can do about it. We could do something about it but it’s too expensive/late. Maybe it’s not too expensive but THE CHINESE!