On Amazon you can get a 24pk of Charmin toilet paper for $37. That’s $1.56 per roll.

There are 150 sheets of toilet paper on a roll so that’s $0.01⁰⁴ per sheet.

The Russian ruble is at 101.00R to $1.00USD, making it equivalent to $0.00⁹ (9 mil) in USD.

It’s now officially cheaper to wipe your ass with Russian money than toilet paper

you can only artificially prop it up for so long

Well yeah, no shit, it was kind of expected.

It lasted one more year than it should have but now the pressure will gradually and slowly build up on Russia’s side.

All Ukrainians have to do now is defend, chill out and wait.

Your move, Putin.

• They infuriated. Send them to Gulag.
• But komrade Putin, Gulag now too small. We sent even babushkas who protested of us sending their grandchildren to front.
• Make it bigger. Massive. It will help the ekonomy. If in troubles, start a war of build Pyramids. Russia kan do both!

“They’re laughing at us.”

Narrator: They were.

Well, to be honest the ruble has been sucking for a while:

https://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=RUB&to=USD&view=5Y

However, it now sucks more.

Looking forward to Russia becoming China’s shittiest vassal state.

Putin’s war crumbled its worth.

Well yeah, no shit, it was kind of expected.

It lasted one more year than it should have but now the pressure will gradually and slowly build up on Russia’s side.

All Ukrainians have to do now is defend, chill out and wait.

Your move, Putin.