Good news everyone, wars over! (/s)

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    3 months ago

    Trump’s plan for the next four years:

    • Send Israel bigger bombs
    • Fuck up the environment
    • Fuck up the economy
    • Fuck up education
    • Fuck up privacy rights
    • Fuck up LGBTQ+ rights
    • Fuck up civil rights
    • Fuck up the proper functioning of government
    • Fuck up the military
    • Fuck up healthcare
    • Fuck up our alliances
    • Crib everything else from Biden or Obama <- We are here
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      3 months ago

      I’m sure he can find ways to make healthcare even worse, sell out the remainder of your privacy to big tech and look for ways to give everybody’s job to AI.

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      3 months ago

      Crib everything else from Biden or Obama <- We are here

      Here is redundant with some of the other items.

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    3 months ago

    Did Zelensky promise Trump hotels in Ukraine or something during his meeting a month ago? Like a Mar-a-Lago in Crimea?

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    3 months ago

    Isn’t it cute when your little one puts on his pouty face, stomps his foot, and says, “No more broccoli”?