Do not do if they are black though.

Or do this and save a few bucks.
One day out of the blue, I received a text message, “Dude… I just received my 13lb block of cheese!!”

No idea who sent it. Wasn’t even an area code I recognized. But 10 years later, my wife and I still reference it. That one text has taken top-tier residence in my brain, and the person who sent it didn’t need to go to the store to buy watermelons or go out at night making deliveries.

Maybe in 2012 grocery prices buddy. Not now.

I think Durians would be more memorable, especially if you smash them a bit and let them start rotting before you drop them off.

I’ve pondered frozen hot dogs. You can get a pack of 36 and whip’em from your car into recipients’ homes and driveways. If you don’t actually break anything you minimize how much anyone else will care, and you might force them to decide whether to whine to the cops/courts about vandal hot dogs or just relish their new reality.

I’d just assume it was for somebody else, wrong address, and leave it.

But then I’ll have one less watermelon.