“We’ve got now three humans with Neuralinks implanted and they’re all working well,” Musk said
I thought the first one had more or less stopped working.
I’ll just leave this here.
who would be dumb enough to get a chip from elon musk insert in your brain
Pardon me if I don’t believe the lying fascist at his word. Let’s hear from the victim/experts on how they’re doing.
I wouldn’t listen to a victim who says it’s great, because they’ve got a brain implant from Elon Musk. For all I know it’s like Get Out.
Never thought I’d live to see 40k servitors but here we are.
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And what do third parties not associated with Musk say?
Musk has a history of “saying” things, and presenting mundane advancements that have already been achieved as things he invented.
And Musk is totally one of the top PoE 2 players in the world.
Working well doing what?
I mean you could just read an article if you’re guna ask questions like that lol. They have 2 studies open with the FDA:
“The Prime Study, designed for an estimated five patients, allows paralyzed patients to control external devices such as computers or smartphones with their minds. A second study, Convoy, is designed for three patients, and allows them to control devices such as assistive robotic arms.”
I missed it skimming the article. It’s a good thing having it in the thread, so thanks for doing the work.
Lol missed it skimming 4 short paragraphs?🤣 The Cat in the Hat has more fuckin words than this article so don’t be a douche and just say you didn’t even open the article.
“It’s a good thing having it in the thread, so thanks for doing the work.” douchiest comment of the year so far!🥇🏆🏅
Well I’m glad I could brighten your day. Nothing like a good laugh, eh. Take care.
“Update log: The third patient’s chip has malfunctioned, and played All I Want For Christmas Is You on repeat. Patient commited suicide after a week.”
