• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Allah: “As faithful Muslims, I command you to make a pilgrimage to the desert in the middle of June.”

    Muslims: “Yes, O Lord!” [Proceed to die of heat exhaustion.]

    Allah: “Ha ha! Fuck you!” [Goes off to hang out with the virgins those guys didn’t get for not dying as martyrs.]

    Sorry… just trying to imagine how many people of any deistic faith wouldn’t have unnecessarily killed themselves over the centuries if they just accepted their god didn’t exist.