It feels so fucking good.

I wonder if they’ll include the dude that tried to kill/disfigure her with an acid mail bomb and his ensuing suicide.

Oh trust me, I know. I’ve been complimented maybe 4-5 times in my life, and 3 of those times have been gay men.

If a gay guy says something then that’s how I know I’m doing something right. Badge of honor.

Must be nice lmfao, no one ever compliments me. You gotta be a really good looking dude to get one.

I’m glad you understand my art.

THE MAN IN BLACK!

My mom is gonna kill me

HAHAHA actually a really good one, thank you for this.

I completely forgot this was a thing. Shit. Time to make my mom test her genes to see if I’m going bald.

Whoever invented audio needs their dick sucked

Yeah fair

I gotta wake this place up.

Also Dale Earnhardt Sr survived in my head canon. He’s in Tahiti with Elvis.

This was supposed to be people clowning on me but all I got was a bunch of nice people telling me to live life to the fullest 😭😭

You turned my shitpost into a feelspost.

Provided.

I get these long white hairs that my family would call “cat whiskers”. I have two on my forehead and they can grow to be like 2 inches, it’s pretty nuts. Terminal Hair, I think? My fiancee has them too.

Could it be that?

If only I could grow a beard. Or literally anything that a middle schooler couldn’t also grow.

Looks good on you.

Yeah I got lucky there. My dad has a full head and my grandfather on my mom’s side did too.

I still stress over losing it though, much more than being gray (fiancee wants it).

I can’t pull off the bald look like a lot of guys can, so I’m getting plugs if it comes to it. I still got time to lose it all 😂

Oh you’re gonna love what I have coming next time.

Aight I’m old you got me