Maybe the company should rebrand as “YellowFresh,” or maybe “HelloFlush?”
I stopped ordering HelloFresh because it was ultimately more affordable to buy my groceries.
You stopped ordering HelloFresh because you discovered it may have been touched by hands soaked in piss.
We are not the same.
My daughter got a UTI from no bathroom breaks in a chain store that is gas and groceries and charging stations. In a class action, the lawyers got all the money and she got a check for less than $20.00 which is $5 less than her doctor co-payment for the UTI.
I’m just going piss if I need to piss. idgaf
Sounds very fresh and appetizing. I definitely want urine-soaked workers handling my premium food products. /s
Piss Fresh! Soon to be followed by:
Number two! Number two! Number two!
But who will be the first worker to take things up a notch! This show of heart breakingly disturbing Capitalism must go on!
Then we’ll upgrade the advertising from Piss Fresh to Hello Shit!
