cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47947981
Like releasing his taxes? Like a universal healthcare plan? Like the Epstein Files?
Face it, Trump has planted the US face-to-ass into another forever war.
Narrator: It wasn’t.
Defeating Iran every other week has gotta be really embarrassing for them.
No worries. After it’s all done, Karoline Leavitt will just speak into her speakwrite and retroactively everything will be re-written to say that it was always two weeks after all. Don’t panic, everybody.
The same two weeks I’ve waited through both his presidencies for him to address infrastructure?
Do rapists experience time in a different way than everyone else?
I can’t believe this video is 5 years old
When I used to work with kids, if they wanted to know how long it would be until something, and they wouldn’t take “I don’t know” as an answer, I always said 15 minutes. Short enough that they’d stop asking, but long enough that they would go off, do something else, and forget about it.
2 weeks folks.
Obama’s kenyan birth certificate was promised to everyone “in two weeks” 16 years ago, so I guess we’re probably in this for the next 16 years.
I thought he had total victory 7 times or so already?
Total victory in two weeks in a war he said was won two months ago.

INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK, BABYBEEEEEEEE!!!
Get ready!!!


Oh sweet, another 2 weeks? How many fortnights is that now?
Oh you think he means two weeks from now?
No, he always means two weeks from the date it happens.







