• vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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    I am now remembering that one 4chan post where someone dumped their “pregnant women eating salad” collection. No I will not elaborate because there is nothing to elaborate, some folks are just degenerates.

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    in David Attenborough’s voice “Incapable of movement, the salad’s only defense against it’s only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30’s, is its innate sense of humor…”

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      in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30’s, is stalking in the shadows. The salad’s only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.

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    Excuse me. It appears to just be mostly white women. Where are all the white manbuns? Representation matters.

  • M137@lemmy.world
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    This is just me with salads, I fucking love salads.
    I can’t afford having them with every meal so when I go several days without any I feel like shit and my body just screams “hey dipshit, where are the fucking fresh greens!?”

  • Crostro@lemmy.world
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    I remember seeing stuff like this on somethingawful decades ago. Another one was removing the teeth from mouths of people laughing like the people in this image. It was also funny and slightly horrifying. Maybe someday somebody will try it again. I miss the old Internet