I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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Eye color. Though the five dollarydoos are tempting.
The black teleport one. You rob a bank and then teleport away so you can’t be tracked? The means of escape is usually how they track you down. So, suddenly being able to teleport thousands of miles in a moment?
Also, it’d be really useful for interstellar stuff. You only need enough fuel, food, and air to go one way. Strap me onto the rocket to Mars! I’d even hop back with huge sacks of Mars rocks to give to NASA. We’ve figured out the trek to Mars, its the getting back that’s been the problem.
If I could teleport other people into a Tool music video, this wins hands down.
What would you even do with it?
Impress my dates, of course!
“Look at this, babe” *arm turns purple*
“Oh god…”
“I know. You wait and see what else does that! ;)”
ur telling me I can get a /home command and all I need to do is become Albanian?
Red. My eye colour already changes randomly, although less often and more subtly than it did when I was younger.
I’d love to be able to control it and confuse people.
Black one for sure. You could get away with some amazing heists/pranks/achievements.
And they’ll be waiting for you in Tarana Albania, every time.
Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.
Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.
Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.
Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.
Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don’t be greedy.
That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude.
If you have the confidence to pull it off, you’ll get the party started every single time.
Spawn camping
You get a 5 second invulnerability when you spawn though, so just start blastin
Only if they knew that’s where I went
get an apartment closest to the teleport place, travelling is now cheaper as you never have to worry about the way back.
The teleport place is Tirana, Albania. Nobody said the same spot in Tirana, Albania every time. Your real estate investment was rash and very rarely saves you time. But it does increase in value a tiny bit, so eh you’re fine.
still useful for international travel, no need to get a return ticket.
You wouldn’t need a parachute to go skydiving either. Just teleport yourself before you hit the ground.
Unless your momentum doesn’t reset.
I can get a dog I can talk to with a translator app? Hell yeah
Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.
There’s a lot of room for interpretation with purple, but 80 million people speak Cantonese. I would be a fool not to take it.
Nice.
Now good luck teaching the dog to understand your language. It’s brain is already overloaded.
And you’ll now have to learn Cantonese too, to understand what it is saying (better than no language though).
Pink, because then you can fold Queen Elizabeth II into a whale giving head
God save… What the fuck?
That whale has million dollar pearl lips
The Cantonese speaking dog is pretty cool. I like the Albania teleporting till I realized I need to get out of Albania
And teleport back back, right?
… Right?
I didn’t take it that way. It’s still super useful. Bribe their government to not say shit and try to keep a low profile. I don’t know how fucked your passport would look though…
Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.
Talking dog, it’s so obviously talking dog
I feel like you could easily just make money off their TV performances… Wait is the dog like as smart as a person? Isn’t going to start demanding that it sign its own contracts and have its own bank account? That could get old fast.
Why are people obsessed with using the dog to get money or women or whatever? It’s a talking fucking dog!! That’s a cool ass pet I wanna chill with my cool talking dog.
I think the conversation wouldn’t be very stimulating and it would get old fast.
“Got any more treats?”
No.
“Wanna touch me a little?”
NO.
“…can I hump your leg a little, at least?”
Nobody would believe it. They’d accuse you of faking it a la Milli Vanilli. You have a talking dog, a literal miracle, and yet people would mock and criticize. Depressed, you’d turn to alcohol. The good shit, sure–that dog made you a little money, after all–but paying more for your poison only makes it drain all of your resources that much faster. You’re a husk of your former self.
But you’ve still got your dog who still loves you unconditionally, against all odds. :)
Having a dog that speaks Cantonese would be a great way to get a girlfriend that speaks both English and Cantonese, and make a shit ton of money as the dog talks to people, and the girlfriend translates.
How do you know she isn’t mistranslating your messages to the dog to make it think she’s on its side? You’ve got an awful lot of trust…
You might not appreciate what they have to say as much as you expect. Let’s just put it that way.
Is this a reference to something I don’t get? Because I dunno how talking dog is some monkeys paw cursed blessing just because it speaks Cantonese. I don’t speak Cantonese, but, like 80 million other people do. So I could learn.
Nobody said it was negative. It simply is what it is. The dog speaks Cantonese. Take it or leave it.
The teleportation is obviously most powerful in terms of exploits
The dog could bring about the most technological advancement
I think Ill go for the eye color change though, because its so uncommon to have different eye colors.
