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White text on black background that reads “i wonder if all of this is happening because i opened that umbrella inside my house that one time.”
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Nope, it’s because we shot that gorilla.
YOU OPENED AN UMBRELLA INSIDE A HOUSE!!!
I thought it was safe, it was raining indoors.
You’ve doomed us all!
I cracked a mirror five years ago, but it didn’t come off the wall. I thought it didn’t count.

I made fun of my ex-wife over that broken mirror… and freaking out over dumping out the salt… and…
You bastard





