• BombOmOm@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    “Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay”

    “We know. Now, would you like some tacos?”

    “What?”

    “Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”

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      “I told you, I’m gay.”

      “And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”

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      29 days ago

      Oh I read that totally different.

      “Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck”

      “Word, these supreme though?”

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      He’s probably gotta eat that much, though, and nothing makes eating less fun than needing to long term (so not just fries and milkshakes) bulk.

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    Lo, my son is gay, for he is a man, and he enjoys intimacy and intercourse with other men. Verily, I hath been told that he doth smoker many poles. Hearken to me though, gay son, and any others that may be concerned, I doth not care, for I love my son in a non gay, familial way, whether he preferreth vaginas, penises, or any other genital configuration. Nonetheless we shall celebrate with 12 tacos. And as is the custom the tacos will be eaten by me, Timmy Taco, and my son shall watch, and he shall not be allowed to eat even one taco, for they are my tacos, and whether he be gay or not he can get his own fucking tacos"

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    I wonder if he rolled them up and showed them in whole or tongued the insides out like an enthusiastic labrador.

  • doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    On reddit there woulde be a “jarvis i am low on karma” person. Ironically i seem to behave as i was exposed to in the past

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    I’d accept anything if presented with 12 tacos. Just putting it out there in case anybody wants to break some news to me.

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    29 days ago

    Still have no idea what a meme is, but by golly that’s not going to stop you from posting random crap… Good for you.