[COPENHAGEN] The United States has reached out to Denmark and other European nations asking if they can export eggs as Americans face surging egg prices, the Nordic country’s egg association said on Friday (Mar 14). Read more at The Business Times.

“The United States has reached out to Denmark…”

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    2 months ago

    Canada here. Our eggs are cheap.

    You want em?

    Take your trade war agression and shove it up your ass!

    You want to take our sovereignty away?

    …starve.

    <intentionally drops an egg while smiling>

  • stardust@lemmy.caEnglish
    0·
    2 months ago

    Help? Help? What happened to wanting to be a proud independent country that don’t need no allies.

  • titi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    0·
    2 months ago

    We use the word eggs in German the way yankies use nuts or balls. That said, yes, you can swallow our eggs, dear US government.

  • Letsdothisok@lemmy.worldEnglish
    01·
    2 months ago

    I’ve got a whole sack of eggs I’m selling for cheap, but you gotta extract them yourselves. In fact, I’ll even pay you, but then you gotta go after. Don’t hang around after.