Just brought a used car 2 months ago to replace my 18 year old car. It died the other day and got the call today that the engine is done… I am absolutely this person right now.

I miss drugs. I’ve grown up and lost contact with all connections. Oh to be young again and 1 text away from an 8 ball and a rather frisky young lady, that wants to do lines and rp kimky sex shit all night. It’s not fair that you have to grow up

I first read regrets as Rugrats. Putting that next to pornhub is interesting context.

Oh yeah, this one time, I did heroin. Then I checked out some memes. Then I looked at a naked lady on the internet. All the same thing really.