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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Weird green blinking light

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cm0002@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • RagnarokOnline@programming.dev
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    5 months ago

    Why are BMW owners all the exact fucking same worldwide?

  • deltapi@lemmy.world
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    “nevermind, it’s fine, it turned off by itself when I made a right-hand turn”

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    Don’t worry, it’ll be fine in 0.5s.

    Oh no, it’s back!

    Never mind, it’s fine.

    Wait no!

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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    That’s NASCAR mode. You hit the gas and just keep going left.

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    But if you don’t signal, how will the commoners know to make way?

    • thericofactor@sh.itjust.works
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      The blinkers should just engage the headlights blinking in a BMW.

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        I thought that’s how BMWs already worked.

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      “Don’t rightly care if they do.”

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    Hmmm. I think it means somethings wrong with your speedometer. I mean it’s pointing directly at it.

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      I think it means your speedometer is displaying double your actual speed. So you can go at a speed that the speedometer says is twice the speed limit, and you’ll actually be going at the speed limit.

      Hope that helps 👍

      • Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world
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        I followed your advice, now I’m sitting in jail. What did I do wrong?

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      It’s pointing at 100 which is the minimum speed the car expects to be doing.

      Really it’s just a gentle reminder if you’re not driving it right

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    In my experience an unexpected light on your dashboard is about $1000 minimum at the dealership. I fear for the owner.

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    That arrow means you meed to accelerate to 100km/h

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Praytell how old are you?

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      Pray tell for what reason are you asking OP this?

      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        Because older people tend to flip it on and leave it on with no intention to change lanes or turn anywhere

        • Victor@lemmy.world
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          And use Snapchat too

          And emoji

  • QaspR@lemmy.world
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    Shit man, you gotta get that checked out. This is the “honk at me” feature. It means your car has detected that you’re an idiot and everyone will start honking at you and passing you on the right.

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